If you know me or stalk my Instagram account, it’s obvious I have a singular obsession – the ocean.
Continue reading “Our Beautiful Ocean Scares and Delights Me”Our Beautiful Ocean Scares and Delights Me
My Favourite Experiences Feel Like Dreams While Awake
I struggle with waking life. Too much time in it, and the ineffable thing that keeps me vital, withers.
Continue reading “My Favourite Experiences Feel Like Dreams While Awake”Solo Travel to Sri Lanka Can Be Uplifting and Ugly
Anita and I chat about her recent solo trip to Sri Lanka. Her laid-back travelogue slowly becomes a horror story about dodgy holiday destinations promoted by Booking.com and TripAdvisor.
Continue reading “Solo Travel to Sri Lanka Can Be Uplifting and Ugly”I Talk To My Wife About Sharks and Scary People
Anita and I stay light and fluffy for our second conversation. We discuss swimming alongside giant sharks, battling with digital arseholes, and we ask the question – are people the mere playthings of enormous super organisms?
Continue reading “I Talk To My Wife About Sharks and Scary People”We Turned Our Kitchen Conversation Into a Podcast
Some of my best conversations are with my wife, Anita AKA Plastic Girl, in our kitchen… so we’ve turned one of our little chats into a podcast.
Continue reading “We Turned Our Kitchen Conversation Into a Podcast”The Perfect Place for A Fringe Dweller
I have always felt like an outsider. This is not a lament or a statement to garner sympathy, it’s a simple observation. I feel different and people perceive my difference as something a little weird or strange. Continue reading “The Perfect Place for A Fringe Dweller”
My Time-Out Torture
Time – I never have enough of it, so I always seek to gain more of it. As I write this, I find myself with a surplus of time. I should be satisfied, luxuriating in my windfall, yet I’m frustrated. I’m holed up within a hostel, situated in the remote coastal town of Coral Bay. Continue reading “My Time-Out Torture”
Message in a Bottle
When a whale beaches itself and dies, we treat it as a tragic mystery. Continue reading “Message in a Bottle”
The Cave
There are two of me. The first, an adult, aware that any risk I take may leave my wife a widow and my children orphans. Continue reading “The Cave”
Who’s That Girl?
“Tim, take your hat off.” Continue reading “Who’s That Girl?”